Questions

Here's a pretty good story for ya'll.

So, the other day, we had just gotten to the Green River. For those of you who don’t know, that’s up in Wyoming… I think… Anywho, Moonshine decided to start philosofisizing (I know you just sounded that out. Gotcha suckas!) about gods and bugs and such. He likes to do that from time to time. And I don’t really mind, since I am a philosofiizer myself. Anywho, the fish weren’t bitin’ so we started fightin’.

Henry Ranger: Wanderer and Seeker of Truth

In support of Pablo's nephew, I have agreed to help our little  buddy out. I aint always near a computer though, so I'll do what I can when I can to help this little guy earn a good grade. Anywho, I’m Henry Ranger. My friends call me H.R. I grew up a lil in Mississippi and lil everywhere else. Mostly, I travel up and down the Mississippi. That's why I say everywhere else. I don’t know that I’d exactly call any one place home though. Don’t know that I have a place to call home, ‘cept maybe the river. I usually just go wherever the flow takes me. And the weather. I hate the damn cold! I am what you’d call a "snow bird."

Cultures

My Mama says that my tio Pablo is a drifter. I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means he goes on vacation a lot. He is always traveling and fishing with his amigos. He calls them his fishing buddies. He sends me lots of photos all the time. He says his friends’ names are Henry Ranger and Moonshine. Moonshine scares me, because his face is really hairy. Men with long beards scare me cause you can't see their faces. I’m not sure I could win against them in the ring cause I cant touch their faces, but I think I would try.   

My tio, Pablo

I have lived in this country for most of my life, so I don’t know a lot about my culture. But since my teacher wants me to right about my culture, I decided to turn to someone who grew up in my culture. This is my tio, Pablo. Tio is very shy. He is very afraid of the men in green suits with shiny badgers. He also hates snakes and spiders. One time, I got bit by a spider and Tio tore up a cigarette and spit on the tabacco. He put it on the bite and said it would take out the poison. Guess what? It did! Tio makes me laugh. He always thinks the green men are trying to take him away! Tio’s a little loco, lol ;-)

Luchador

Hola! My name is Juan and my teacher is making me create a blog for class. She says everyone in the whole world can see my blog. So… Hello everybody!

When I grow up I want to be a luchador! Wrestler's are the best because no one can beat their faces in or hurt them. My special move is the whirlwind kick and I will kick your face in like a thousand hundred times before you even know what happens to you! I will beat everyone I fight! But that’s not what I’m supposed to right about. I’m supposed to right about my culture. I don’t really like computers or righting but this is what I am supposed to do, so I will do it.