Juan Strikes Back

THIS IS MY BLOG H.R.! Mine! You can't take from me what is mine!

Nerd Chick!

As many of you can see, we have had a lot of lively comments from our story telling. I'd like to highlight an event that happened on Friday. I was fishing on the banks while Moonshine was checking the blog. This chick named Sarah Williams left many colorful comments and Moonshine was having a conversation with her that went something like this.

Indian Doll Houses...

So Moonshine is kind of sick and twisted! We was hanging out in front of this red rock hill, wondering what all them holes was used for.

A tourist told us that Indians used to put dolls in those giant holes.

Welcome to Lake Powell

Well it took us a mighty long time to get on down here. For those of you who have not been through the southern parts of Colorado and Utah, you should know a few things about these parts. First off, as hot and miserable as these deserts are during the day, I ain't never seen more pretty sunrises and sun sets in all the land. Oh, and at night, there's more stars in these skies than people on earth.

CRAP OFF!!!

I love pie. I love pumpkin pie, cherry pie, apple pie, raspberry pie, and even pecan pie. I can’t think of a single kind of pie that I don’t love. There is a sweet little canyon next to the river about three days south of Green River City and it is full of pies. Unfortunately, they ain’t the eating kind.

Rattler

Redneck tip of the Day: If you’re not sure if there’s a sleeping grizzly in a dark cave, don’t go shouting and throwing rocks in there. You, for dang sure will regret it!

Still camping on the Green River. In fact I think we might just follow it down for a while. I’m one hundred percent sure we might be in Colorado now, it is very colorful. Much more than Wyoming. Our luck ain’t been so good on the river lately. We haven’t seen a single fish in days. These fish are more shy than a constipated turd. 

Cultures

My Mama says that my tio Pablo is a drifter. I’m not sure what that means, but I think it means he goes on vacation a lot. He is always traveling and fishing with his amigos. He calls them his fishing buddies. He sends me lots of photos all the time. He says his friends’ names are Henry Ranger and Moonshine. Moonshine scares me, because his face is really hairy. Men with long beards scare me cause you can't see their faces. I’m not sure I could win against them in the ring cause I cant touch their faces, but I think I would try.