Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Go to Peunia's Place, "Fine Books for Children & Young Adults..."

And GETTA BOOK! Check it out ya'll, I just got my book in this here book store. 

6027 N Palm Ave
 Fresno, CA
(559) 438-1561

Just so ya'll know, Nerd chick says  this is a fantastic place to GETTA BOOK!

Monday, October 20, 2014

So like...

That was the most long winded lecture you will ever get on the difference between boys and girls. Didn't even know my Dad listened to me.
Still recovering.
And to all my girlies in IL, totes jelly!
Have fun at Homecoming :(

Friday, October 17, 2014

The real difference between boys and girls part 3

Man, this has to be the longest freaking post I have ever dang written. If ya'll want to go back to the last two posts and review, I would highly recommend it! Aint gonna be no test, it would just be nice if ya'll knew what I was talking about.
Lets see here, where did I leave off. Ah yes... if boys is pushing girls to bump uglies, I'm imagining there's going to be a few steps before the actual deal transpires. Very few women on the planet gonna do nasty with some boy who don't first say, "I love you." This is the secret password to affirm them images young ladies see in their minds. Now most boys is willing to do just about anything to have sex, so if all they gotta do is say, "yeah, I love you!" You better bet, boys is gonna be saying, "I love you" all day and all night. I mean, the equivalent would be getting stopped at the gates to Disney land and asked, "do ya'll love Mickey Mouse?" to enter. If all you had to do was say, "yeah, I love Mickey Mouse!" to ride all them rides, wouldn't ya? Anywho, here's the deal, the boy is the one actually forming the relationship by setting the physical requirements. He's most likely going to be the one to try to get to first base. He's going to do everything in his power to jump past second and land on third. If he can get a home run, he's goin fer it! What I never considered, is that a young lady is getting confirmation all the way up to the deal being sealed. In her world, this physical act is the codifying deal sealer. All them images accumulate to this moment and go past what a woman's expectations are. Now when a woman lets a man in, she takes all of him. He encodes on her soul, her psyche, and her heart. He writes his name on everything she is and will be. What most women will never understand, is that most men can connect and disconnect double ASAP. Here's the question, who suffers the consequences of love gone a foul?

The boy? 


The girl?

Well... since babies come from women, I'm gonna say women suffer the consequences of love gone amuck. Course I'm speaking from experience here, so ultimately, I conclude on this point. The real difference between men and women is that physically, women bare all the risk (like 9 months of risk then 18 years + ;-) know what I mean?) Women are the true ambassadors of love and men don't know shi! Men shape the relationship by confirming the images being projected from the embers of a woman's heart. Most men will betray that innocence with a simple phrase, "I love you." Now that I have all this poured out of me, I think it's best if a woman saves herself and holds out for a man who proves he loves her not with a simple phrase, but with a ring, and a commitment to take care of the babies she gives him. Anywho, them are my thoughts. And now that I'm living up to my responsibility with Audrey, I've come to realize, the best part is following the pictures in that woman's mind. Not for a night. Not for a week or a month. Not even for a year. But a life time. The ultimate challenge of love and even life for that dang matter is finding the perfect person you can endure the weight of those decisions with.


Monday, October 13, 2014

The real difference between boys and girls part 2

Now that we done established who the ambassador of love is, let me ask ya'll this question. Who is the shaper and molder of love?

Is it the boy?


Is it the girl?

In my experience, womens will have these strong feelings and desires and keep them totally locked up inside. They may pour their heart out in a journal or to a friend, but rarely do they ever act on those emotions. 

Boys on the other hand will eventually act. Most often they will get rejected, but that typically won't stop them from tryin again and again. I am speaking from experience here, so believe me when I say, boys will fail, fail, fail, until they succeed once. Then fail, fail, fail, until they succeed again. And so this cycle will repeat itself until eventually the boy becomes a man and marries a girl or gets a girl pregnant and deserts her or marries her. 

Now here's the thing, once the relationship has been initiated, I am of the opine that the girl is looking forward to all the sweet moments. The images in her mind tell her there will be hand holding. There will be hugging, and eventually, there will be kissing. Now I am  basing this off of what Audrey says and since she's my only contact to the female world, I'm just gonna have to trust her. Anywho, them images is so innocent they could sputter along for ever and never really amount to much. Which is why girls don't ask boys to dances, so this actually makes a crap ton of sense to me.
Now match them innocent thoughts with what them that of the young man's. That boy already knows exactly what he wants. Hormonies in his body are telling him to go for sex. His brain is screaming, get sex. And based off what he's seen on the internet, aint nothing going to stop him for doing everything in his power to accelerate the relationship to sex. It is the nature of the beast. Because of the constant push to action, I believe, it is the boy who is shaping the images in the girls mind and telling her what she should be to get love and be loved. In other words, boys is action, and girls is acted upon. For them reasons right there, I believe, boys are the shapers and molders of a relationship.


Friday, October 10, 2014

The real difference between boys and girls: Part 1

I had this here epiphany... Now I know some of you are going to take issue with this here theory of thought, but what we have to establish first and foremost is one simple fact. To begin with, it starts with a question:

Who is the ambassador of love?

The boy?


The girl?

If you say the boy, consider this... most 11 year old boys these days are looking at more pornography in one hour than anyone my age was able to look at in three decades. They got access on every device and it's literally at their finger tips. Does this young man qualify as an ambassador of love? Or lust? My feelings tend towards lust.

Now if you say the girl, consider this conversation I recently had with my daughter Audrey. Audrey was telling me when she was about 11, a little ember in heart began burning. She said she could tell a distinct difference when she saw a certain boy at her school, (who shall remain nameless). The thing I find interesting is that once that little ember started, it didn't just send a warmth over her whole body when she was near him, it activated an image in her mind. She saw herself holding his hand. Maybe going to the movie and him putting his arm around her. Talking on the phone about what they thought about each other, and then maybe, after enough time had passed, and the moment was just right, the kiss. To Audrey, this was the extent of her fantasy. The climax was the kiss.

Anywho, let us make a comparison between the two and decide which one is a true ambassador of love. Is it the boy who is watching porn and doing much more in the shadows of his room?  Or is it the girl who sees the best version of the boy and wants nothing more than to hold his hand and at most, kiss him?


Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Got my book in another book store!

Nerd Chick is the freaking bomb! Check it out, she got my book in, "The Last Book Store." 

453 South Spring St. Ground Floor
Downtown LA

Just walk on past the window...

Step through the door...

Look to your right... and bam, right there from the ground up on the third shelf is mah book!

This place is freaking awesome. Plenty of room to grab a chill pad and read P&P Have yew a good one and stay tuned for the next exciting location!

Monday, October 6, 2014

What is the fundamental difference between a young boy...?

... and a young girl? As I write this story, I have never been more acutely aware of the fundamental differences between boys and girls. Before I elaborate on Friday's post, (sorry Audrey) I'm real curious what ya'll think. So hit me... what's the difference?


Sunday, October 5, 2014

Got my book in a store!

That's right ya'll! Nerd chick been tearin it up out there in Southern California. She shot me this picture of a pink barracks, where a book store called, "The Yellow Book Road," is. 

In case you couldn't tell, that's Barracks #15 @ 2750 Historic Decatur Road • San Diego, CA 92106
Liberty Station – NTC – Point Loma – aka Barracks 15 (619)955-5188
 Apparently Marines are made real close to there. Kind of hard to believe that the worlds most lethal warriors are manufactured just a stones throw away from them pink barracks. Boyah boys! Anywho, a sweet old gal named Ann owns the joint. 

Ann sure does love books. In fact, she loves P&P! Who the heck wouldn't? It's only the best dang fantasy book on the shelf. Least that's what I think anyways. Well, be sure to drop on by, say, "Hi Ann, GETTA BOOK!" and see if you can get her to get you a copy of, "Prince & Princess, Into The Shadows." Have ya'll a good one!

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Even a blind squirrel gets a nut!

Well ya'll aint never going to believe this. Nerd Chick got me into a bookstore. And not just any book store, "Book Soup" in Hollywood. Here's what I want ya'll to do if you live in the LA area. Get on down to

Book Soup
8818 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90069

Walk on through the front door, peel around the back.

Go say, "Hi to Ginger," and say just these two words, "GETTA BOOK!"

She'll show ya right where the young adult section is and right where P&P is. Shouldn't be too hard to find, it's right next to Harry Potter. 

While she was down there, Nerd Chick bumped into Stephen King. I don't think she's one to lie, so I believe he was there and such. Anywho, it's a super famous bookstore, so I hope ya'll have an equally good experience.

Friday, October 3, 2014

Guess who got a copy of New Moon

Is me... Pablo! So.... I don't really like this book so far, because Edward leaves Bella and Jacob picks her up. Why the crap does Jacob get Bella? Is this even worth reading? I am 100% team Edward!